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We started 6 months ago on August 23rd, 2023. As we celebrate our sixth month anniversary, we want to express our heartfelt gratitude for the incredible support we've received so far. We are truly humbled by the response and encouragement from our community. Whether it's through visiting our website, attending our events, or simply spreading the word, every contribution has made a meaningful impact on our journey.
We started 6 months ago on August 23rd, 2023. As we celebrate our sixth month anniversary, we want to express our heartfelt gratitude for the incredible support we've received so far. We are truly humbled by the response and encouragement from our community. Whether it's through visiting our website, attending our events, or simply spreading the word, every contribution has made a meaningful impact on our journey.
Enjoy one pea joke for each week! Dad joke alert!!!
Enjoy one pea joke for each week! Dad joke alert!!!
1. Did you know that humans started out as peas?
1. Did you know that humans started out as peas?
That's why we're called homosa-pea-ans.
2. My sister's trying to get famous.
2. My sister's trying to get famous.
She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
3. My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas.
3. My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas.
I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
4. Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
4. Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
5. Why did the pea feel left out?
5. Why did the pea feel left out?
Because everyone else was "pea"rtying!
6. How do you make a blueberry?
6. How do you make a blueberry?
You strangle a pea. (Because it becomes blue when you strangle it).
7. What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
7. What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
Peas (peace) on Earth!
8. What do you call an angry pea?
8. What do you call an angry pea?
Grum-pea!
9. Why did the pea go to therapy?
9. Why did the pea go to therapy?
It had too many "split" personalities!
10. What's the gardener's favorite novel?
10. What's the gardener's favorite novel?
War and Peas.
11. Why did the pea jump into the flaming building?
11. Why did the pea jump into the flaming building?
It wasn't happea. (PEA does not condone violence or suicide; if you are having negative thoughts, consider coming to PEA events or speaking to a trusted adult - there are resources out there to help you and we are one of them. Stay healthy PEA happy).
12. Did you hear about the vegetables who went to the music festival?
12. Did you hear about the vegetables who went to the music festival?
They were hip-peas!
13. Why didn't the pea get invited to the party?
13. Why didn't the pea get invited to the party?
Because he was always grump-pea.
14. Did you hear about the famous pea?
14. Did you hear about the famous pea?
It was a VIPea.
15. Did you hear about the vegetable actress who never made the big time?
15. Did you hear about the vegetable actress who never made the big time?
She was a wanna-pea.
16. Did you hear about pea that changed careers?
16. Did you hear about pea that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
17. Where did the snap pea go to have a few drinks?
17. Where did the snap pea go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar!
18. Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
18. Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
Because they want peas and quiet.
19. What made the green pea turn red?
19. What made the green pea turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
20. Did you hear about the tragic accident at the vegetable canning factory?
20. Did you hear about the tragic accident at the vegetable canning factory?
They said the worker died in peas.
21. What do you call a pea that falls off your plate?
21. What do you call a pea that falls off your plate?
An esca-pea!
22. What fitness classes do peas go to?
22. What fitness classes do peas go to?
Pea-lates!
23. How do peas cook?
23. How do peas cook?
They follow a reci-pea!
24. What's Thanos' favorite legume?
24. What's Thanos' favorite legume?
Snap peas.
25. Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
25. Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
They wanted to be air pods.
26. Did you hear about PEA's open peer dialogue?
26. Did you hear about PEA's open peer dialogue?
Its like cheap thera-pea!!
Don't worry, PEA happy.
Don't worry, PEA happy.
We deeply appreciate the time and effort that everyone has invested in supporting us, and we couldn't have reached this milestone without your unwavering support. As we look to the future, we're excited about the opportunities ahead and are committed to expanding even further. We can't wait to continue this journey together and look forward to seeing everyone again in the future. Thank you for being a part of our story!
Written By: Siena and Mahika
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